To all my wonderful kind-hearted liberal friends, please preserve your sanity and health during this holiday season. Enjoy friends, family, life…. go on a news fast! Stay away from any kind of media to avoid getting triggered by you know who….
The left have tried to blame a lot of problems on President Donald Trump.
The Washington Post ran an editorial titled âYes, you can blame President Trump for Hurricane Florenceâ back in September.
They claimed that while the president didnât quite literally create the hurricane, readers could âconnect the dots between catastrophic climate-amplified storms (like Florence) and human actions (like Donald).â
Liberals now claim that Trump is making them fat!
Is this a joke?
Nope â this is science. A new survey examined the habits of 2,500 Americans and found that some are stress-eating over Trump.
But rather than blaming themselves, their willpower, their lack of self-control or even just plain laziness â liberals are claiming the hurricane-causing president is practically forcing them to knock back all the leftover Halloween candy⊠and maybe hit the stores to stock up on discount remainders just for good measure.
The survey by YouGov finds Democrats are 50 percent more likely than Republicans to stress eat over politics.
And thatâs not the only source of comfort they turn to.
Theyâre also reaching for the bottle, twice as likely to choose booze to soothe themselves.
At least one doctor said that sounds like some of her patients.
âIâm seeing some people so stressed at the moment theyâre doing two, even three soul cycle classes at day,â Dr. Navya Mysore told NBC News. âExercise is good for you, but too much is not. You [risk] dehydration and your body needs time to rest and rejuvenate.â
But Democrats canât help it⊠and even the stars admit theyâre stress-eating over Trump.
Left-wing icon Barbra Streisand told The New York Times sheâs been eating away to cope.
âIâm just so saddened by this thing happening to our country,â she told the newspaper. âItâs making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening.â
Of course, she wouldnât be a California liberal without modifying the recipe.
âWe make them with healthy flour, though,â she added. âAlmond flour, coconut flour.â
This wasnât just an offhand comment to the newspaper to promote her new anti-Trump album.
Sheâs Trump-eating those almond-flour pancakes so obsessively that she was even tweeting about it more than a year ago!
Sheâs recommending a ânews diet.â
âOn a practical level, try to limit the amount of news you consume on a daily basis,â Allison Abrams, a psychotherapist and licensed clinical social worker, told NBC News. âThis doesnât mean not stay informed, rather, be informed but set boundaries for yourself.â
Thatâs right. Information is now like calories to the left. Donât want too much! Apparently, expanding your mind is even worse than an expanding waistline.
Maybe itâs time for the left to rethink their worldview. If theyâre not willing to join the growing conservative movement for the stronger economy, lower crime rates, or fairer trade deals â now they have another reason.
Do it for a slimmer body!
â Walter W. Murray is a reporter for The Horn News. He is an outspoken conservative and a survival expert, and is the author of âAmericaâs Final Warning.â
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