I believe Trump has surpassed GWB’s feckless silliness and takes the prize for being the least credible president in US history!
The American President Donald Trump has stationed an additional 10,000 troops in 13 states along the Canadian border after a White House investigation discovered that 90% of Canadians are now within 200 km or 125 miles of the United States.
The findings of the report, independently verified by Fox News and Breitbart, detail large heat signatures presumed to be “giant migrant caravans” all along the U.S. border and warns that mass illegal immigration from Canada is imminent.
“90% of Canadians are now just 125 miles from our border. HUGE migrant caravans of Canadians are coming and Democrats continue to do nothing. Vote Republican!” tweeted President Trump this morning along with his administration’s findings.
The migrant caravan travelling through Mexico is described as “the tip of the iceberg”, according to the Trump administration, as a potential 32.4 million Canadians will seek asylum.
The report alleges that one migrant camp just north of Seattle could contain as many as 3 million people and has been already unofficially dubbed “Vancouver”, while one of the largest camps further east reportedly containing as many as 6 million people.
“Today I have stationed additional troops to secure our border with Canada after discovering this shocking news,” Trump declared, adding that he has given the military full authorization to open fire on any Canadian caught throwing snowballs.