Friday funnies

Basic arithmetic is now too offensive for the ‘cancel culture’

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

2 + 2 = imperialism

Making its rounds on Twitter is a Tweet stating: “Nope the idea of 2 + 2 equalling 4 is cultural, and because of western imperialism/colonization, we think of it as the only way of knowing.”

You might think this is a troll, intentionally causing controversy while remaining anonymous. No one could seriously believe this, right?

But this is an actual PhD student specializing in mathematics education. She is even listed on Rutgers’ PhD student directory,

In fact, she already has a Master’s Degree in architecture… but I’m not sure you would want to go into any buildings she has designed, just in case she thinks structural integrity is another imperialist lie.

This is how far the Bolshevik worldview has reached. You’d expect this from an underwater-basket-weaving major. After all, colleges are the bastion of the Marxists.

But this is math. And she is part of the next generation of instructors and educators.

Maybe it’s time to start rethinking the value of a degree.

Click here for the Twitter thread.

University hiring professors, but men need not apply

Eindhoven University of Technology in the Netherlands figured out a great way to boost its numbers of female professors.

The university simply banned all men from applying for the jobs.

The university said that for an 18 month period, it will not accept applications from men seeking academic jobs.

It also offered women a €100,000 bonus which could be used towards their own research.

Over 50 people complained to the Dutch human rights council.

Shockingly, the council actually agreed that this was unacceptable sexism and ruled against the university.

But the council doesn’t actually have any judicial authority.

And the President of the university said, “Our commitment to this very important cause is unchanged.”

Click here to read the full story.

British man convicted for drinking carrot juice from a beer can

A British man was angry about open container laws in his town, so he filled a beer can with carrot juice, and walked around downtown.

As expected, he was cited by police, and given a ticket for drinking alcohol in public.

But challenging the ticket in court, the case was dismissed since he hadn’t actually been caught with alcohol in public.

You’d think it would end there. Man hassles town, town hassles man, and we’re done.

But the town decided this case was important enough to appeal the court’s decision.

After going back to court and arguing why drinking carrot juice out of a beer can should be enough for an open container ticket, the defiant man lost the case. He will be forced to pay the fine.

This was a two year legal battle at the taxpayers’ expense, for drinking carrot juice out of a beer can.

Clearly the man was just trying to troll the town government.

But who is more ridiculous– one guy with a bone to pick, or a town that spent two years prosecuting a man for drinking carrot juice, just to prove who’s really in charge?

Click here to read the full story.

Spain called. They want their statues back

The Spanish Foreign Minister Arancha González Laya has reached out to local, state, and federal authorities in the US.

She’s concerned about some statues of Spanish colonizers that have been targeted for toppling and vandalization by protesters.

For instance, the statue of a Spanish priest was torn down in Sacramento last Saturday. And we talked about the vandalism of the statue of Miguel Cervantes, the Spanish author of Don Quixote who was actually held as a slave himself.

González Laya said that if the US doesn’t want these statues, the least they could do is send them back to Spain.

Spain would even take Columbus statues, since even though he was Italian, his exploration was funded by Spain.

Click here to read the full story.

Government agencies coordinate to raid clinics and threaten doctors who help patients stay healthy during coronavirus pandemic

Thursday, July 09, 2020 by: 

(Natural News) A vast wealth of knowledge on the human immune system has been suppressed during the covid-19 pandemic, and the government is actively censoring doctors who help patients overcome covid-19.

When the federal coronavirus task force took the stage in March, the country was put into a state of perpetual, cascading emergencies. The public was left in the dark about what they could do to overcome infections. Instead of aid and guidance, the public was conditioned to feel helpless to a mysterious pathogen, as visions of overcrowded hospitals beckoned state-wide shutdowns across the country. At the behest of the CDC, most governors ordered everyone to stay home and fear human contact, as hundreds of millions of dollars were funneled to diagnostics, contact tracing, and vaccine companies.

But an infection does not have to lead to hospitalization or death. Public health leaders neglected to educate and implement scientific strategies that strengthen individual immunity.

Government agencies coordinate to censor strategies that help people overcome infections

Whether guided by incompetence, ignorance or malicious intent, government agencies are now coordinating to censor doctors who do try to help patients stay healthy during the coronavirus pandemic.

Behind closed doors, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), and some state attorney generals are going after medical doctors and other healthcare providers who help patients overcome covid-19 without a vaccine. In fact, the FDA and the FTC have already sent out hundreds of warning letters threatening to shut down doctors, clinics and companies that help people prevent and overcome infectious disease such as covid-19. These doctors are being accused of: illegally advertising nutritional products and anti-viral phyto-chemicals that can reduce inflammation and boost the human immune response by stopping viral attachment and viral replication.

The act of helping an individual prevent and overcome infection, hospitalization and death is considered a criminal act, because the FDA and FTC does not allow anyone to imply that infections can be mitigated, prevented, treated or cured, unless the healthcare practitioner is administering vaccines or pharmaceuticals that have been approved through a costly FDA process. This process of approval, which costs billions of dollars on average, is reserved for the wealthy drug companies that have patents and investors that guarantee market exclusivity. As the government coordinates to gag doctors from sharing their knowledge on infectious disease, people will inevitably suffer and die.

Only drug companies can use the FDA’s randomized controlled trial (RTC) approval process, giving a select few pill makers a monopoly on medicine. If doctors do not follow along with this monopoly cartel, they are gagged and threatened, their license to practice medicine revoked.

Vitamin D, Vitamin C, and the mineral zinc are very affordable to manufacture and science shows that these nutrients and other natural antivirals stop viral replication and strengthen antibody response to infection, but doctors and companies are suppressed from sharing this knowledge and getting patients what they need in order to recover.

The government agencies that are supposed to protect the public are censoring scientific information on natural products while protecting the profits of drug companies. These government agencies are acting like crooked law enforcement officers that gag good people into submission, leaving countless others to choke and die from respiratory infections because they could not access the information, products and strategies that could have saved their lives. These pharmaceutical cartels, running the government agencies, have a metaphoric knee in the public’s neck, and people are screaming, “I can’t breathe!”

Please take part in the petition to stop the FDA and FTC from further censoring good doctors and companies that could save more lives from covid-19 and other infectious diseases.

Sources include:

ANHUSA.org

Forbes.com

FTC.gov

HDBiosciences.com

WXYZDetroit.com

NaturalNews.com

PubMed.gov

 

“No One Has Died From the Coronavirus” – Respected Veteran Bulgarian Doctor

AT A GLANCE…

  • THE STORY:More evidence is in: a Bulgarian doctor shares how many European pathologists state (after conducting autopsies) that COVID is not causing the deaths. Additionally, they cannot find any evidence of a COVID (SARS-CoV2) antibody.
  • THE IMPLICATIONS:This is more proof exposing the trick of re-classifying deaths WITH the virus to FROM the virus. If no COVID antibody exists, how do we know a new virus SARS-CoV2 100% exists, when it has failed Koch’s postulates and has never been isolated?

 

No one has died from the coronavirus

according to Dr. Stoian Alexov, a veteran and highly renowned Bulgarian doctor. Dr. Alexov has been a physician or 30 years, is the president of the BPA (Bulgarian Pathology Association), is a member of the ESP’s Advisory Board and head of the histopathology department at the Oncology Hospital in the Bulgarian capital of Sofia. Dr. Alexov made the stunning claim in this video (speaking in his native Bulgarian). An English translation of the transcript is available here thanks to Rosemary Frei and Patrick Corbett who wrote a recent article about it posted at Off Guardian. For those who may be unfamiliar with it, histology (also known as microscopic anatomy or microanatomy) is the branch of biology which studies the microscopic anatomy of biological tissues. Histopathology is the microscopic examination of tissue in order to study the manifestations of disease. Dr. Alexov reveals that European pathologists haven’t identified any antibodies that are specific for SARS-CoV-2, and furthermore states that he thinks it’s impossible to create a vaccine against the SARS-CoV2 virus that is causing COVID. The lack of proven COVID antibodies is further evidence that the virus does not really exist, as I discussed in other articles where I pointed out that its fails Koch’s postulates, the gold standard in microbiology.

Claim: No One Has Died from COVID

So, how could this doctor, experienced as he is, support the extraordinary claim that no one has died from the coronavirus? Let’s consider his exact words:

“The main conclusion was that the autopsies that were conducted in Germany, Italy, Spain, France and Sweden do not conclude that the virus is deadly … I will explain why I’m not crazy … I’m explaining this from the perspective of pathology. And as a professional who’s working in pathology, we have certain procedures, protocols, which we apply to necropsy as well as to biopsy. Our protocol should list the first disease, second disease, third disease and reason for the death. When we say that the patient died because of the coronavirus, we mean that the coronavirus led to interstitial pneumonia, afterwards leading to the death of the person, with no other diseases in other organs and in other systems. But such facts haven’t been found; nobody has reported this.”

He then elucidates the central scam of this entire fake pandemic: dying with the virus vs. dying from the virus. This has been the key piece of manipulation all along, to ascribe deaths from other existing comorbidities to COVID in order to ratchet up the death count:

“And the people who died, did they die from the coronavirus, or with the coronavirus? The real term we use is that the people in Italy and France and in Spain are dying with the coronavirus — not from the coronavirus — on the top of their very poor clinical picture from their illness [i.e., they had serious comorbid disease(s)].”

He alludes to the pressure being put on pathologists and doctors worldwide to water down and ignore their usual medical procedures and standards to accommodate this scam:

“At the moment it’s a total resistance of the pathologists in Europe, in China, as well as in Australia and in Canada [because] the pathologists have been pushed and pressured: if the patient has a coronavirus, the reason for the death is to be written that it’s nothing else but the coronavirus. That’s quite stressful for us,and for me in particular, because we have protocols and procedures which we need to use.”

He talks about how the WHO (World Health Organization), funded by Bill Gates who will move from being the 2nd biggest funder to the biggest funder, is actually obstructing nations from following established protocols of pathology to determine cause of death:

“Dr. Alexov: In this case, now there is the WHO that doesn’t want us to do autopsies. I’m not clear why the WHO doesn’t want us to do autopsies when we need to prove what is the strength of the virus … I don’t know why the WHO doesn’t really want us to do autopsies; I assume they have the information that the virus is not deadly.

Dr. Katsarov: Is this the reason that in Bulgaria we’re not doing the autopsies?

Dr. Alexov: Yes. We’re required to follow the WHO. And I’m really sad that we need to follow those instructions without even thinking about them. But in Germany, France, Italy and England they’re starting to think that we shouldn’t follow the WHO so strictly, and when we’re writing the reason for death we should have the pathology [results to back that up] and we should follow the protocol. [That’s because] when we say something we need to be able to prove it.”

The COVID Antibody Problem

I have covered in this previous article COVID Antibody Tests: Here Comes More Trickery and Fakery that the antibody test (also called the serology test) authorities are starting to roll out are rife with flaws. Dr. Alexov points out how, when he questioned his professional colleagues, they confirmed that no one has found any COVID antibodies in the bodies of the deceased during autopsy examination. In the quotes below, Dr. Alexov refers to monoclonal antibodies, which are defined as antibodies that are made by identical immune cells which are all clones of a unique parent cell. (Monoclonal antibodies specifically bind to a certain substance, so they can serve to detect that substance, and thus are an important tool in molecular biology.)

“Dr. Katsarov: What are the specifics of the clinical picture from the histology of the coronavirus that makes it different from the seasonal flus and other respiratory diseases?

Dr. Alexov: I asked exactly the same question to Professor Moch [Dr. Holger Moch, professor of pathology at the University of Zurich] … two doctors from Italy asked if there is a specific monoclonal antibody which we can use in our pathology work to prove that the coronavirus [is present]. Is there such an antibody that’s been isolated? [Dr. Moch answered that] such a monoclonal antibody hasn’t been isolated — they don’t know of the existence of such an antibody at the moment.

The second question is, is there a different monoclonal antibody that we can use to diagnose a coronavirus infection when we do a biopsy?

And for both questions they answered no, there is no such antibody that we can use to prove coronavirus is present in a biopsy or in autopsy tissue.

In Bulgaria we’ve done three autopsies [on people whose deaths were attributed by COVID-19], [all conducted] by Dr. Nia Serbianova [spelling?][she’s the head of clinical pathology at Pirogov Hospital]. She asked the same question about this antibody to experts from Italy and Spain. They replied that there’s no such monoclonal antibodies. What all the pathologists said is that there’s no one who has died from the coronavirus. And I will repeat that: no one has died from the coronavirus.”

It is Impossible to Create a COVID Vaccine

I have covered some of Gates’ quotes and shenanigans regarding depopulationdigital certificates and COVID vaccines elsewhere. The concept of digital certificates or immunity passports is well under way with the launch of Covi-Pass (COVI-PASS™) in 15 nations. Dr. Alexov had some choice words for the WHO and Gates:

“And again I won’t talk specifically about a pandemic, because I believe we don’t have the facts necessary to call it a pandemic. I think it’s not reasonable that the World Health Organization is still saying ‘pandemic’ – it’s an epidemic. I haven’t seen such an ‘advertisement’ for a virus [before].”
The WHO is creating worldwide chaos, with no real facts behind what they’re saying.”

“I’m certain it’s not possible to create a vaccine against COVID. I’m not sure what exactly Bill Gates is doing with his laboratories – is it really a vaccine he’s producing, or something else? [joking/laughs]”

In a personal email to Patrick Corbett (see aforementioned Off Guardian article for image), Dr. Alexov wrote:

“I do believe the WHO is the best criminal medical organization.”

There is No Pandemic and No Epidemic

Dr. Alexov states emphatically at several points int he interview that there is no pandemic and there is no epidemic:

” … yearly about a million and a half people die [worldwide] from lung cancer due to smoking. If we compare that to the coronavirus, it would be like a pandemic and everybody [would be told to] stop smoking — let’s say ‘a pandemic of smoking’ … So I will say that this epidemic isn’t so much an epidemic of the virus, but it’s an epidemic of giving people a lot of fear and stress.”
“I want to accentuate that: it’s an infection, not a pandemic.”

Final Thoughts

More and more doctors and medical professionals are courageously speaking out to counter the COVID propaganda spewed out by the WHO, UN and governments worldwide. The emperor has no clothes. No one has died from COVID in the bodies that these European doctors examined. The virus has never been proven to exist, and now we have more evidence of this in the form of certified pathologists stating that there is no proof of the existence of COVID antibodies as well. It is staggering to realize that all the tangible damage that has been to communities everywhere – the destruction of small businesses, the increase in crime and domestic violence, the propagation of anxiety, stress and fear – has all been done in the name of a non-existent danger. We must attack this psychological operation at its foundation, because as long as it’s allowed to continue, more tyranny will be predicated on the basis of this hyped and invented threat.

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Makia Freeman is the editor of alternative media / independent news site The Freedom Articles and senior researcher at ToolsForFreedom.com. Makia is on Steemit.

Sources:

*https://bpa-pathology.com/about-us/

*https://www.esp-pathology.org/about-esp/structure-governance/advisory-board.html

*https://vimeo.com/430519792

*https://off-guardian.org/wp-content/medialibrary/Alexov-webinar-transcript.pdf?x19699

*https://off-guardian.org/2020/07/02/no-one-has-died-from-the-coronavirus-president-of-the-bulgarian-pathology-association/

*https://thefreedomarticles.com/covid-19-umbrella-term-fake-pandemic-not-1-disease-cause/

*https://thefreedomarticles.com/covid-antibody-tests-here-comes-more-trickery-fakery/

*https://thefreedomarticles.com/bill-gates-vaccines-reduce-population-growth/

*https://thefreedomarticles.com/digital-vaccine-certificates-bill-gates-plan-post-coronavirus/

*https://thefreedomarticles.com/bill-gates-no-mass-gatherings-unless-youre-vaccinated/

*https://www.covipass.com/

*https://www.activistpost.com/2020/06/mass-tracking-covi-pass-immunity-passports-slated-to-roll-out-in-15-countries.html